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No Place for Children

by The Misery Jackals

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1.
My Family 02:21
We're going broke just to survive The local inns a fucking dive Your lucky to check out alive You’re our family... You are our Family! Only You You are our Family All we have is you This life we live's drove us to the brink These clothes we wear are starting to stink So take us home and buy us some drinks Cuz you’re our family! Its been 3 days since we've seen bed And even more since we’ve been fed So take us home and give us some head Cuz you’re our family! Please take us home to your lovely abode and let us use your clean commode We are not whores just friends of the road We're your family!
2.
Patrick 01:57
When you were just a child The needles made you cry. Now that you are older They’re leading you to die Leading you to die… You once were a brother You used to be a son. Layin’ 6 feet underground Dead at 21 Dead at 21… You spent your last days hooked on heroin and pills. Jesus sent me in before you went up on that hill Up on Pringle Hill… Patrick, you’re dead and gone We can’t make you stay. Our love could not stop you From leaving us that way Dieing on that day...
3.
Skunk Ape 03:30
Well we were waitin’ out some white tail in a stand on Boggy Creek When from up the holler yonder come a hauntin’ lonely shriek… Then there fell a murky silence, no squirrel, no bird, no wind... And there rose a pungent odor as a fog come rollin’ in… I swear upon a Bible stick a needle in my eye Right then and there a Skunk Ape walked on by… Well he was taller than a ceilin’ and he walked like you and me He was muscular and hairy but his face I couldn’t see… Then he grunted like a monkey and he howled a mournful moan and it seemed like he was cryin’ cuz he knew he was alone… I’ll swear upon the tombstone of my dear sweet mother’s grave… Me & Bill & Timmy saw a Skunk Ape there that day… So if you hear a strange sound knockin’ and the trees are upside down Best forget ‘bout what yer doin’ get yer ass back into town… Lay down yer guns and cameras and leave well enough alone Have some damn respect yer in the Skunk Ape’s home… Well, it don’t matter what you call him Sasquatch or ole Big Foot… He’s just a dang old Skunk Ape and he don’t smell too damn good… He’s our long lost elder brother so train yer sights real well. Ifin’ ya kill a Skunk Ape ya surely go to Hell…
4.
Yo soy un perrito perdido Vago por las calles solo Yo siempre tengo hambre y yo soy muy delgado Escavo en la basura Cazo las ratas por el pueblo Me escapo a la vuelta de la esquina cuando veo el perrero Mendigo afuera del mercado A veces me tiran restos Pero el perrero es siempre atento y él no para hasta verme muerto Yo sé que no podrá capturar me porque tengo un corazón valaroso y el perrero es un bebito tonto y no tiene huevos ningunos Yo soy un perrito perdido Vago por las calles por me vida Dios mío como le odio al perrero Le deseo una muerte dolorosa
5.
Josephine 03:42
Mount up your horses boys Ready your guns Yankee blood will flow When the mornin’ come Best sharpen up your knives For when we take their lives I want the top of their heads God – help – me… I want them all dead! Josephine! My darlin’ sister Josephine! I know you killed her Josephine! And how you crushed her Josephine!!! We’ll take this Goddamn town Burn it down to the ground Spare no man, no woman or child Not even a dog alive Drink whiskey from your boots If it moves you will shoot Yankee train comin’ down the track Block – that – line… and we will attack! Which one a you’s in charge? They all drop, beg and sob Up and down I walk the line Knots in cord they are mine Bloody Bill is what they call me Avenging family is my hobby Kill my sister, How you dare? Pull - that – dirty - bastard… the hell out of there! Die!
6.
We’d be better off not to know, we’d be better off, not to know… She worked the late shift draining bodies On the wrong side of the town Trying to disguise The way it felt inside When she washed those bodies down Boys who died in gangland battles And in high speed felony flight Formaldehyde would flow Then the boss would go And though she knew it wasn't right She did the mortuary bop She loved to be on top Of the bluing flesh of boys who passed away She worked the late shift burning bodies On the wrong side of the track Trying to disguise The way it felt inside When she laid them on that rack Boys who died from overdoses No family, friends or home Then the flame would burn She would fill the urn But when she was all alone… She did the mortuary bop She loved to be on top Of the bluing flesh of boys who passed away A priest said their last rights But she was their last lay! She worked the late shift prepping bodies For the flame, and for the show Trying to disguise The way it felt inside God forbid anyone should know How she longed to kiss their bluing lips And to feel their cold embrace Until the time was right When she can dim the lights And dance around the place… She did the mortuary bop She loved to be on top Of the bluing flesh of boys who passed away A priest said their last rights But she was their last lay!
7.
Don’t remember me, when I’m, gone, when I’m gone Forget all the things I done wrong, done you wrong I really love you, I said I did! Don’t remember when you ran and hid. About the time, I pulled your hair Or when you went to sit and I pulled away the chair! I call you names, but never “Dear” Then smack you in the face because you would not get my beer! The many times, I let you down Or when I kicked you into the pool and you damn near drowned! I once gave My heart to you With your rage You have smashed it in two... So when you sleep I push my knife Into you…. I’ll remember you, when you’re gone, you’re long gone Always know what you done wrong, done me wrong. You won’t beat me or mistreat me I put you in the grave for my own dear life to save!
8.
Vultures feast like kings We’re the wind beneath their wings Bow your head and everybody sing The Seas are dead and rising. Surely these are the end times So you better make your peace today. And now there’s no disguising All the treachery and lies So everyone get on your knees and pray! The wicked men they feed Upon the blood and sweat of slaves Forgive them for they know not what they do They have a number for us all And massive unmarked graves So save yourself before they come for you Oh God help us, don’t send Jesus You’re gonna have to come yourself Because this ain’t no place for children And it’s every man for himself… The wicked men they feed Until every drop is drained Then consign our bodies to the flame They have a number for us all And massive unmarked graves So save yourself before they come for you! Load up them trains boys Women and children to the right Able bodied men to the left All you old men go stand over by that pit
9.
When I was just a young lad of 13 years old Down by the docks of Cleveland is where I’d often go It was on a Tuesday mornin’, the sun not up at all That’s when I met me Cap’n, of the pirate ship, “Dugall.” Sailin’ the sea of Erie, I been raised to rob and steal Taken away from my home and now it’s death I deal I’m a pirate of the North Coast, where the trade winds blow cold If I don’t live until I die, I’ll never, grow old. I raid the Cuyahoga in a 14 foot canoe When you hear the banjo ringin’, you know just what we’ll do Upon your banks it’s me, and my captain Magee You get in our way, with your life, you will pay. I’m the terror of the towpath and the great Erie canal Akron and Cleveland aren’t safe from pirates now From your hearts you’ll bleed, when you fall to your knees The pirates of Somalia, ain’t got nothin’, on me!
10.
Sick Rick 02:23
Who’s that guy who’s always sick? Sick Rick, Sick Rick Needs a hit so bad he could suck a dick Sick, Sick Rick Always says he’s gonna pay you back Sick Rick, Sick Rick All he needs right now is that bag of smack Sick, Sick Rick Lordza Monkey, used to get so high, now it take him 20 bags to try. And all he ever does is cry He is Sick, Sick Rick… Sick, Sick Rick All the spoons are burnt and bent And he has not paid the rent Pretty soon, he’s gonna need some more So he’ll hit the streets and to try and score Blood stains the ceiling, floors and wall Someone is puking in the hall The cops are knocking on the door False alarm it’s just some whore 911, what should we do? Because his lips they’re turning blue He did it all, in just one shot I don’t know, but it was a whole lot One ambulance and 11 cops Took him away, to the detox No he works those steps and he changed his ways Talks about, those crazy days When they said! Lordza Monkey, Lordza Monkey, Lordza Monkey, Lordza Boo, Lordza Monkey, Lordza Monkey, Lordza Boo Boo!
11.
Mudflap Girl 02:31
When I was just a little boy, rootin’ through my daddies shed Lookin’ for my grampa’s pin-up magazines Well I found something better, a chrome girl with no sweater She would come to haunt my wildest dreams Mudflap girl, shine on my dreary world You know you are my every fantasy I knew she wasn’t real, but the way she made me feel made me want to take her home with me Now that I am a Trucker, a Billy Big-Rig Motherfucker and cheatin’ whores damn near ruined my life Now no one can compare, to that girl with silver hair the only gal that seems fit for a wife Mudflap girl, want you to share my world So come on girl and hitch a ride with me A girl every trucker’s had, but that don’t make her bad as long as she is riding home with me You see her ridin’ everywhere, leanin’ back without a care Just a flappin’ in the breeze, that’s how she likes to tease She comes all the way from Chiner with a shiny chrome vaginer never met a girl who’s finer Mudflap girl! Mudflap girl, you really rock my world you’re everything a woman oughta be With such style and such class, and a tattoo on her ass With my name on it, Mudflap girl With his name on her ass, Mudflap Girl
12.
Trapper Jack 03:33
When I was just a boy, my father told me “Son” Be a man, take a stand, don’t give up our blessed land Don’t let there come, a dark day when you bend your knee and pray In a trap, set by Jack, no way out and no way back… Trapper Jack! He is hunting me down He comes! On the outskirts of town And I can’t! Keep a runnin’ away He’s gonna catch up with me some day… He has come for our heads, our hearts and our hands Trapper Jack, dressed in black, a canoe on his back He has used a razor knife, to cut away my life Liberty and privacy in his trap of security His traps are hate, they are lies, they are all that I despise Soon you’ll find, by this time, he has taken away your mind You’ve been bought, you’ve been sold, by the ones who stole your gold Now a slave, best behave, or you’ll end up in a grave… Trapper Jack! He is hunting me down He Comes! On the outskirts of town And I can’t! Keep a runnin’ away Act now, or it will be too late one day…
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Recorded in February 2012 by Ryan Foltz at Cleveland Audio, Cleveland, OH.

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released May 11, 2012

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