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When I was just a little boy, rootin’ through my daddies shed
Lookin’ for my grampa’s pin-up magazines
Well I found something better, a chrome girl with no sweater
She would come to haunt my wildest dreams

Mudflap girl, shine on my dreary world
You know you are my every fantasy
I knew she wasn’t real, but the way she made me feel
made me want to take her home with me

Now that I am a Trucker, a Billy Big-Rig Motherfucker
and cheatin’ whores damn near ruined my life
Now no one can compare, to that girl with silver hair
the only gal that seems fit for a wife

Mudflap girl, want you to share my world
So come on girl and hitch a ride with me
A girl every trucker’s had, but that don’t make her bad
as long as she is riding home with me

You see her ridin’ everywhere, leanin’ back without a care
Just a flappin’ in the breeze, that’s how she likes to tease
She comes all the way from Chiner with a shiny chrome vaginer
never met a girl who’s finer Mudflap girl!

Mudflap girl, you really rock my world
you’re everything a woman oughta be
With such style and such class, and a tattoo on her ass
With my name on it, Mudflap girl
With his name on her ass, Mudflap Girl


from No Place for Children, released May 11, 2012



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