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Who’s that guy who’s always sick?
Sick Rick, Sick Rick
Needs a hit so bad he could suck a dick
Sick, Sick Rick
Always says he’s gonna pay you back
Sick Rick, Sick Rick
All he needs right now is that bag of smack
Sick, Sick Rick

Lordza Monkey, used to get so high, now it take him 20 bags to try.
And all he ever does is cry
He is Sick, Sick Rick… Sick, Sick Rick

All the spoons are burnt and bent
And he has not paid the rent
Pretty soon, he’s gonna need some more
So he’ll hit the streets and to try and score

Blood stains the ceiling, floors and wall
Someone is puking in the hall
The cops are knocking on the door
False alarm it’s just some whore

911, what should we do?
Because his lips they’re turning blue
He did it all, in just one shot
I don’t know, but it was a whole lot

One ambulance and 11 cops
Took him away, to the detox
No he works those steps and he changed his ways
Talks about, those crazy days

When they said!
Lordza Monkey, Lordza Monkey, Lordza Monkey, Lordza Boo, Lordza Monkey, Lordza Monkey, Lordza Boo Boo!


from No Place for Children, released May 11, 2012



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How punk rock sounds after the zombie apocalypse.

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